Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Why did the bicycle fall over because it was too tired

right what do you call someone with no nose and nobody nobody knows

Here's one. I'm afraid of calendars. Its days are numbered. U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U A

Cough, cough, cough, cough.

My dad left

Do you call me mama get about Kousar on to Papas

Y'all need to look at my post right now. It's so funny. Like... I'm ready. I'm ready

That was funny who ha ha ha ha

***** you sound like a whole bitch such a bitch ass ass ***** fuck I come take your phone bitch ass name

My dad left me bro