Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Because you can't see in the dark. That's the only one I know.

I think your dad helped create the best jute.

Yeah

Oh OK what did the ocean say to the beat nothing it just waved

What do you call a fish in a bowl die selfish I gave it

What do you call a tail with a penis? A dictator?

What do you call a potato with a penis? Uhh dakika constellations...

Why was the monkey jumping? because he's black.

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? she kept running away from the ball. Ha!!

What the hell in Keller named her dog? Me meat I Don't Go terce None I Go N You John I I I I Ac Oh Oh You You The These G D You The The Four Gun B F W D V T M Aaron