Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

I like knickers

Hold on son, I'll be right back. I finna go grab the milk.

Yo, daddy dead boy

What is Thors favorite food said in Spanish Tortilla

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your jeans

What do you call a fly that can't fly? A walk.

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs? uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

RUN! RUN! RUN!

Did the banana say to the other banana? You're not appealing. Get it?

I made a joke about an abortion and this lady starts screaming at me saying, hey, I've had an abortion, that's insensitive. I say, whoa, I was just making a joke. And what I think you did was way worse.