Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

has two legs and bleeds. Half a dog.

I don't know, cause my dad left me.

um What do you call a girl with nobody part? whaaaut nervous A- A statue majority

Alright, what do you call a stripper that only has one leg? Hip hop. AHH! Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Hip Hop to the stage, please.

What kind of phone does a pirate car has made on it? An IVE! Yeah!

What do you do when you break it tall? You call it totre. HEEEEEEEEE section yaaaa

Run Run Run Run for Idiots

fish with no eyes.

I asked Siri why my single it turned on my front camera.

Man, I'm afraid for the calendar. Because it's days in number.