Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What does the turtle say to you? Open up that asshole, it's time for rapey rapey. Juuhruhhh

What do you call a cute nor adorable you I got really really good movie why didn't the skeleton cross the road because it

What type of doctor, doctor, pepper, or physician?

You're all laughing bro I'm not like laughed lagging lagging the best dad joke hard dick yeah Siri it's a dick go suck one with some bitches dick

What did you say to Joe Joe mama

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side Yeah

OK so a guy walks into a bar and then he's disqualified from the limo competition he was in

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb!

What do old rundown tires do they retire