Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

My wife told me to get more in touch with my feminine side so I crashed the car.

Yo, did you hear about the Italian chef that died in Italy? He passed away.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road He got stuck in a crack

What do you call a Mexican that has no car? Carlos?

When does a sandwich cook when it's bacon lettuce

Having a dead.

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What is the difference between legal and illegal When I am love sing bird

Alright, um, why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.