Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Alright, what did the sheep say to the goat that the sheep had a crush on? I'm a bad bitch.

What do you call a cow in earthquake a milkshake

What's the fatty part around the penis called? Your mom's lips.

Amy stop eating so much cereal cause I come into a serial killer

That's the best out there. All right. How kill Tony champs

Opera

My dad is dead.

People on this app are disgusting. I swear to God.

Daddy tomato say to the baby tomato ketchup ketchup

who those Bye!