Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

No, I think it's Russian. You're Russian before you go into the bathroom and you're American to come out. What are you in the bathroom? That's European.

My dad loved me for milk.

I've never parked by that tree, because I always thought it was shady.

What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef

What is one way to say to the other wave Yeah I'll see you later

What is a pig that knows karate Pork chop

What is the man falling to the whale How does a penguin build a house

Alright, that's it. I'm really confused by this app. How do I leave the replies that are like laughing emojis and shit like that?

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs down your genes.

What do you call a buddy with no organs, no nothing? It's called the skeleton. Hee Hee Hee Hee Hehehe! for Troopa-