Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little bug in it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What's red in a shape like a bucket? No red bucket.

What do you call a nurse that has dirty knees Hey nurse if you get it you get it if you don't you don't

How much does it cost for a chimney and a roof nothing it's already on the house

Did you hear about the kidnapping? It's all good. He woke up.

What do you call a fake noodle imposter

Me and your mother are gay and divorced. You are adopted and I never loved you in the first place.

How does an alchemist please his wife? Elixir! Ah, ah, ah.

Woo!

What's a fake noodle I am pasta I am imposter