Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What did the ghost say to the bees boobies ha ha ha

Why did the chicken crossed the road? to get to the other side.

Hey son don't worry we will plant the bomb later but what do you call a torus with two AK's that plant bombs?..or Torr沉.

What do you hear and I see I see you

Okay, um, well I can hit the toilet paper across the road because it was stuck in the crack. This is so bad.

Ah, ye ye ye ye. Supricode. First one nobody knows. Nobody knows. Yeah!

I got a good one. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flags are huge plus.

Scarecrow and an award because you're not standing in a field

I did the chicken across the road. To get to the other side. Like, are you dumb? I am.

Okay, I got one. What did the dad say? You get it.