Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Oh no, Papa, we re-broke your world's best dad mug. Don't worry kids, I bought myself one just in case this would ever happen.

Hey the plain food. It's pretty plain right?

I don't have any.

So dark. He disappeared into the nighttime and never came back.

Am I projecting? Yes.

I have none.

My wife told me getting in touch with my feminine side so I crashed the car

Your mom.

KUH! KUH! KUH! KUH!

Why do women prefer to have sex with the lights off? Why do women prefer to have sex with the lights off? because they never want to see their man happy.