Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Why can't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 101? Mm-hmm. One on one.

What does your travel name? Name is Three Daughters. And a what? And a do? And a what? Red

Why do dads and grandpas take extra socks to go golfing Because they make holy ones

So I told my daughter that she can't go to the mall because I ain't got no money. I answered her milked cows and I said, What do you call a cow without no legs? No milk, no money.

What do you call a fish with no eye of shit

Do you work at a wiener stand? because you make my wiener stand.

What did Daniel said to the hammer? Do you wanna smash?

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

How do you call a door cute adorable?