Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

You see the answer to that is suicide I'm killing myself I cannot live with either I was with my hair my mouth suicide play my wrist pain myself dead

Am I don't wanna have a hair bow bow but you know what I would like to have my mouth a dick

Such a bitch ass up, move out your mother's basement.

I would probably rather have a hair in my mouth. Like you didn't say how big the hair would be. So like, you know, if it's little tiny hair, I could just like move it to the side of my mouth or something you know where I can

I'd rather you never talk again.

Siri this is crazy because their clash is head would you rather and I would rather not have none of those shit happening to me because why the fuck would I be stupid to want something bad to happen to me.

Um, I would rather kill myself. I'd actually prefer to take my life. Thank you

I don't have an eyelash here stuck in my eyeball for the rest of my life because you can barely feel it about for the f***ing worse and that is fax

Bitch suicide.

Do-de-de-de-de-do!