Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

Exactly I agree none

The hair in my mouth because having an eyelash in your eye is like a literal torture so hair in my mouth

Work work

You know, I really hope that's an option because I had a bad idea myself too.

I'm probably gonna have to go with the eye... no hair in my mouth, yeah. Cuz look peep this if you got a eyelash in one of your eyes, bro You're basically like you only you can only use one eye for

Hair in the mouth because if you have an eyelash in your eye all the time it's gonna fucking hurt but if hair in your mouth you can just like pull that shit out you know?

What the hell bro? That question don't make sense. Neither. Like come on now gang. Like no, neither. Neither ever, never.

I like turtles.

Neither!

I can't even pick because I deal with both of those already. My locks too long, every time I eat they end up in my mouth. That's nasty. And my eyelashes long as hell, so they always in my eyes.