Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

Obviously like something fucking in my mouth cuz like my contacts get so fucking annoyed

Yeah I will I will go for the hair in the mouth cause having a fucking eyelash in my eye every second will make me want to kill myself

Honestly, I just want to eat your ass like a jellobee.

To be honest with you, I'm taking the eyelash, but you already know fucking vibes. Fuck that hair in the mouth, shit. I personally, that shit would just fucking piss me off the whole damn day. bitch

Bro, I can't even comprehend anything right now.

Man I'm so down with this shit I got I got here late scraping up the keys open to my grinder like oh my God I'm so damn bad right now

I feel like I would choose having hair in my mouth because I feel like if it's in my eye, it's gonna bother me and I'm gonna see it and I'm gonna be closing my eye and fidgeting it around and shit. But if it's in my mouth, I can just hide that fucking hair into a crevice in my mouth and never feel it.

A hair because it's not as bad and then you're always like touching your eye to be like Out but like you could like swallow it early

boy I rather have a fucking hair in my mouth than a eyelash

because I'm that little crazy for nobody so yeah that's my answer