Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

All y'all saying y'all are the killest up and I'm over here thinking I really have the hair in my mouth But personally, I'm rethinking my decision. I don't know! I don't know!

Yeah, I might have to skip on that one too.

Yeah, I might have to skip on that one too.

I'd kill myself.

How the fuck do I answer do I hold is oh shit OK I'd have an eyelash in my eye because I hate the texture of hair I'd have an eyelash in my eye because I just don't like hearing that I have a hair in my house because I guess

Fuck. Fuck. I'm so fucking baked out of my fucking... Out of fucking goo, my man. What the fuck?

EmptySiatfishan

I don't know I already have a shit ton of dogs I get here in my mouth all the time and I have no pain receptor so I guess the eye

I'm not gonna lie you I'm gonna choose the hair cuz like if I eyelash gets stuck in my eye That's gonna be pissing me off And I'm not really gonna be able to see cuz I'll keep blinking where if it's a hair I can kind of just get used to it and get over it.

As a dog owner and someone with long eyelashes, I already do deal with this every single fucking day. So.