You look like you got your glasses from Hot Topic, bitch.

Bro, you literally glued your pubes to your fucking chin, bro.

I would roast you, but you're already burning yourself. You're already... Roasty yourself. The comments be going craaazy. Maybe I should smile like that. Like, what the fuck?

The fact that y'all are talking shit about this man is so crazy, like, he looks fine as fuck. Like, he could be grown, but like, you know. He could be my man.

Like, bro, you look good as fuck, not gonna lie, bro. You're bad. Smashed.

And then he has braces, like, come on. I have them too, but they're on my top teeth, so, yeah.

Shit too high don't stand too close you don't fuck around a child OK bro why are you saying like that like let's be real why are you staying like that you can you can you could you could've eat this up like why do you do stuff like that

You are a true gangsta, my fellow thug. Yeah, but like seriously, never smile again. I ain't gonna lie to you. Please do not do that ever again. That is scary.