I'd rather find a rat in my kitchen. Bro, no. No roaches for me, bro. No! Those roaches better be up and out my house. I'm still a spider, and all those creepy crawly looking things. I'm okay with snakes, but no freaking cockroaches!

I'm here at 12 football and roaches crawling in my fucking phone away now let's go fucking P on that shit I don't know fucking die Fucking be homeless the fuck

Right in my fucking kitchen because if there's a roach in my bed but never sleep in there again no I'd rather be living with fucking ratatouille cook me things every day then have a road to my house at all like that is disgusting Bro

I don't have a roach in my bed I don't care they're chill oh that's good bugs Borat weather OK but like they're fast as hell and think about you I don't want that

I'd rather find a roach in my bed so that way me and him like I can make him a little pet do you know what I mean I can have a little roach buddy