Hi, listening. This is for educational purposes only. How would you hide a dead body? It's for science class, alright? All right, I'm trying to do the math.

So I would cut the body into pieces like steak and make somebody who I don't like eat the steak which is the person I just killed duh

dig a 12 foot deep hole, put the dirt on top, and put an endangered plant on it, on top of it, like plant it in there. The police literally cannot dig it up. It's against their jurisdiction.

I will literally act like I didn't kill him and I would like call the police and say oh my God I just found a dead body I don't know what to do with him and then I like art like I didn't do anything yeah

At first I will hide all the evidence right and then I would take the body and I wouldn't double water cause Tums fuck I would take the body or chopped up a little pieces and burn it and after I burn it I would be safe because I built all the evidence

Blend it and feed it to your dog

So first of all, this is a good girl. So first of all, I will run them over and that's when I will put them in a plastic trash bin. That's when I will take it from the house pocket and throw him in a river.

OK so like what you gotta do is I dumped that shit and some submit like unhard cement like Joe Goldberg it on you because what are they gonna do try to get the body out they can't

basement

I've always thought about this. I would put them in the back of my trunk, drive all the way to the Sahara Desert and then like put like dig up all the sand and hide the body and then like try to plant a tree over it.

I'm in a vacant closet, cut up the limbs, put it under the floorboards in the closet, and animals die under the house all the time so people will just think it's a dead animal.