Yeah girl, fuck that *****, he won a chick anyway.

Well, yeah, I feel bad for you and all, but, like, you're probably in third grade. This third grade relationship, what did you think it was? It's not going to last to, like, a marriage. It's not going to become a marriage. So, I mean, you want to be grown and you want to be on this app. Grow. Grow up, bro. Grow up.

Your boyfriend broke up with you to be with me because you're too childish.

Yeah, he probably broke up with you because he found out that you're a fucking child.

It's okay, let me switch screen, voice, and burger over to you. It's okay.