Story time so I was at Popeyes today and let me tell you the fine young man behind the counter had me so horny I asked him if he put a little bit of special sauce on my sandwich but I don't think he got what I mean because all I got was mayonnaise

How do you sound like a 60-year-old and a 15-year-old at the same time bro

Um, did you ask for his number?

Are you chicken tenders and fries cause my money how many options there are I will always pick you Watches I like you