Girl why the fuck are you using filters in like a boomerang feature film in 2018 what the fuck are you doing there

Hey, I'm not going to lie to you gang, you looking like a boiled egg freshly from the water my *****. I'll put some salt and pepper on that shit, sprinkle that shit with some butter too, and eat that shit scrumptiously.

Why do you look like... Why are you so pale? Like I'm having a really hard time to ask.

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