Oh no! Tell Samantha to put her tongue back in her mouth, please.

Yeah, I'm not even trying to be rude, but you kind of look like Captain Price from Call of Duty, bruh, and I like that shit, aight? No disrespect. Happy birthday, bruh.

I can smell your breath from here. Uh-huh.

Treat me like white tea. Don't get me dirty. Don't get me dirty. Don't get me dirty. Don't get me dirty.

Why is her tongue in your face? Why are you looking at her tongue that much?

what is that your uncle because that looks like he'd be your uncle and he is smirking and it's not good

I could stick a penny in between your teeth.

You guys are so cute