Bro, for one, I do like your fit dog, but the two girls that first sent this though, I smash! Nah bro, if I was a girl, I'd call you the homeboy. I'd call you the dog.

Shit fixed.

Yo, yo, I have to, I have to, but um, roses are red, violets are fine, you could be the six, but like, I could be the nine.

Smash! Shit, you look hot.