Bro, who the fuck is saying things about this magic dog? Like, what the fuck, zo-zo-zo-zophilia, bitch, the fuck? Anyways, that dog is so cute, and I just wanna hug it, and kiss it all over its face, and pet it, and give it all the treats in the world. Literally the cutest dog I've ever seen in my life.

Oh, me, all these rapies and shit like that, there's been so many pictures, I mean, they're starting to look like dogs now, for real, 10 out of 10, fuck.

I would take your dog, and smack your dog so hard, she gonna take this d- take this d-

That is the cutest dog I've ever seen. I'm gonna steal him. Please, please give him to me.