Beyoncé mysteriously comes up to you and your friend and offers only one of y'all to go on her tour a concert who's taking the ticket

Yeah Beyoncé could take my friend I wanna go today shit fix one

Rock, paper, scissors.

I don't see my own sister going for a Beyonce concert but I would take a ticket in a heartbeat because I would definitely take that ticket from her because she was one of my crushes when she was with Destiny's Child.

On almost anything I'm putting my friend about me but this is motherfucking Beyoncé bitch

Me, fuck all them ******, I don't give a fuck about you, you, you, you, you, I'm taking that.

Not me. I don't give a fuck. She could take that job, but actually I'm gonna sell it