There we go, there we go. Yo, you for real look like that duck from Chicken Little, y'all know what I'm talking about? That fucking dick.

Why the fuck you look like that? You look like fucking Donald Duck with them ugly ass glasses with your ugly ass hair Why why is it part in the middle? You look like a fucking emo the fuck

You look like Jeffy Dahmer, dawg. And that shit is not even a roast, that shit is reality, *****!

Are you old enough to be on this app fucking for like I'm gone are you

Please, please, PLEASE get a middle part.

Man, I don't even need to give my best moments, I'll just say it all at once. Well, first of all, why are you plumping your lips out? If you wanna have bigger lips, just get lip injection. Like, you don't need to do all that just to get boys, okay? And whoever did your haircut, you gotta give them their money back, because what the actual fuck? Bro, like, I know for a fact you are not wearing a Monster Energy shirt. Cut my life in two pieces! This is my last resort!

Man, why your lips stick out further than your whole body, dawg? Them glasses is bigger than Jupiter itself. No, no, no, no. Matter of fact, your head, like your whole head... Bigger than the sun, dude. I swear, as soon as I looked at your face, my eyes started burning. And this is all jokes.

look i'm gonna save every single thing that i have to say about this i'm gonna save it i'm gonna keep it in bitch i'm trying to be an angel today and i'm not and i'm not trying to roast a kid today neither so we're gonna relax we're gonna relax oh munchkin hair that oh my god please