Have you considered lip filler? Because your upper lip is really skinny per se, and honey you need a retwist because what have you got going on there? You also have a face like Super Sloth's. Sorry to come for your throat, but the pimple on your head, it looks like it could, like, I don't know. I'm done.

The hair isn't giving?

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER HAS NO SHINY NOSE BUT IF YOU EVER SAW HIM, SAY HE BLOWS ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEERS YOU'LL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEME BUT WHEN FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE, SANTA CAME TO PLAY HE SAID, RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT, WON'T YOU RIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT? ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEERS, THAT'S A WHOLE NEW MEME BUT WHEN F- OH I ALREADY SAID THAT, OH

Oh, Friday night, but you need a little retwist. Me forgetting that people can see my face in this motherfucking app. Oh, Lord.