She really ate and left no crumbs.

Can I be Mike McDonald so I can be doing it and you can be loving it?

Roaches are red, poop is brown, when I see your face I'm gonna kick you out of town. There we go, you know what I mean? Yeah.

I'm 10 and you're a highlighter I write our future and you can make it brighter

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, I'd come visit you in between the holidays.

Bro somebody's pick up lines on here so very basic for the snap and I'll get you a good one