I use my dog bro you know it be like a land and a bark and while it's going on but at the end you get this perfect whimper and sound like

LYM mayonnaise bro the fuck no that's crazy

I use ketchup. No, I'm just playing.

I use acrylic paint sometimes. Yeah.

I'm not even going to lie but when I was younger I used to masturbate with Nerf bullets

From what I use is olive oil or butter I just put the butter on there and I just you know ejaculate and sometimes it's boiling

When I say personally I'd like shards gives it a good grip you know it just all are the best might get some blood loss but that's fine that's the first time seeing his phone

Manies? Man- No Please tell me you're lying Fucking manies That's just gonna burn your dick! Oh my god

dead bodies

Children.