Okay, like, I know I have no one to speak to, like, I'm fucking fat too, but, like, bitch, you fat and ugly. Like, I didn't even know it was possible to be both, but damn, bitch, you proved the whole world wrong.

Damn, bruh, clean up your room, bruh. How you got a tennis ball right next to a boat next to some random orange poppity thingy? And then y'all got cover in dust, bro. Pick up your room!

No shit bro, I know that room smells like cat piss.

Do you get jealous when your phone dies before you?

Literally on my knees right now bro, like you are so gorgeous

Girl, get a damn haircut. Also, you failed on them lips because they be looking weird.