Whatever human taught you to hold a mango like that needs to be put down.

Bro asked her dad if she could go to Six Flags, but her dad said we got Six Flags at home and proceeded to blindfold her and tape her to the fucking ceiling fan, bro. That's why you look like that, bro. You look like you're on the Vagetto, boy.

Yo, why is she moving the camera up and down like we're bouncing off some dick?

I'm at Burger King with my burger queen can I get a large fry she's vegan please and I'm putting on cheese with some honey mustard on the side it's OK I listen to Pierce the Veil to

Yes ma'am