Bro 299 a minute is Hella crazy not gonna hold you

Honestly, you're the only person I like so far. I've had this app for five seconds, and everyone is crusty, trying too hard, or is like, really mean, doesn't even have a face in it. Like, what? Um, but, you're cute. You look like you enjoy reading. I don't know.

Chickens are roosters and roosters are freaking chickens

The caption is Hella fucking right you musty shit

Why the fuck are people hating? You literally dropped dead gorgeous. Like, oh my gosh. Somebody said that you look like a potato. No they don't. They're probably built like a mirror. So shut the fuck up and don't listen to them.