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Bitch, get your spankin' booty ass on somebody. Bitch, you look ugly as fuck. You look like a peanut. Peanut-colada-lookin' bitch. You look as dirty as fuck. You look like a deep-n-dark ice cream popsicle with a big fuckin' egg. Monkey shit-turd. Whatever the fuck you wanna be, bitch. This is not you. Bitch, you look like a homophobic bitch. Be quiet. Go sit down. Go inside. Go to the gym. Fuckin' work that fat-ass chin. Beat that chin off, bitch.

Pretty.