I ain't gonna lie, bro. Looked like he was asleep and got slapped out of his sleep on God. I mean, look at him. Why he look like that, for real? Yeah, you must smack that ***** while he was asleep. That's why he look like that, right?

I guess you can see I got WRIZ.

boy you ain't no close to sexy boy you look like a burnt potato with some burnt chicken nuggets with some um avocado just smeared all over you and what's up with the eyebrow twitch bro

Bro, I love how the caption says sexy. What the f- what a part about that is sexy?

How the fuck are you a little kid? How do you look like a squirrel bringing you like, you look like a peanut? You look like a peanut, I'm not trying to be rude, but you look like a peanut.

By the looks of it, you just sold your cousin for a loaf of bread. What the fuck?