Hey boy, that stuff a mess, the shoe not even matchy, your jacket too short, and get that bit off your head, and bro pull your pants up bro.

BZZZT! BZZZT! BZZZT! BZZZT!

Ladies, ladies, if a man ever sends you a photo like this, don't look at him. Don't look at his face. Don't look at his outfits. Don't look at his anything. He doesn't exist. Look at the background. He has striped bedsheets. Literally nothing on the wall. I have no idea what's going on with the window. That is a red flag.

Wrong he looks like he just walked up on his grandparents kissing

I painted down the like the knees bro

Pressure like a drip change that it just won't fall