Actually my dog is cuter than yours but I guess your dog is cute but it's not cool it's mine

Alright my *****, the jig is up. What did you do to this dog?

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

Oh my god, that honestly your dog is so cute.

Smash.

That looks like a hairy piece of poop. I'm not a dog, I'm a dog.

Bro this fucking for that shit down bro

I ain't even trying to be funny, but your dog look affected as fuck. Baby girl, he over here doing tricks, engine ass, this doing bat flips, I this bitch trying to **** everybody. How-how-how-how come here bitch!

Your dog looks like he's dying from STDs damn

Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. You need to put that animal down and you can live your happy peaceful life. So go put it down, cause we all know that that thing is fuggly as hell. That is the nastiest creature I've ever seen.