Your dog looks like somebody's afterlife grandma.

Tell me why we have this same fucking dog bro.

Your dog is so fucking ugly. No one likes that dog. Get another new fucking dog.

AHHHHHHHHH! Get on, fuck, get on, please! Get on, ****. GET IT DONE!

R blow because I hate about females when they be like Hi ugly!

*****, that dog is a part of a horror movie bro.

Why you look like that?

It's like the fucking food that you'll find under the couch after you cleaned it. I'm sorry, I love your dog. It looks like it'd be named like Harry though. And that's like a really gross name. Fuck Harry.

Hell no!

I'll ever get like a really bad flu or strep throat and so you take Hella fucking NyQuil so you can pass out first of all best sleep in my fucking life second of all this is what I see in those dreams get rid of it