Tell me why my dog is cuter than everyone else's dog.

I'm gonna fucking kick the fuck out of your dog like that shit is terrifying I'm telling you if I saw that in real life I'm dead kicking the fuck out of that bitch

Kill that shit what the fuck she looks like it's carrying a fucking plague can you look at me straight what the hell

That dog is so cute bro.

And she looks like an ass complete ass woman

Kill it. Kill that dog. What is that? Like, oh my god. Put that down.

gorgeous

What is that? What the fuck is that?

Now man, what the hell? Oh my god, no way.

What the fuck is that? Where's the rest of its tongue? The hair! The eyes!

Oh, okay. Get it, I guess.