I am Groot, and I am going to eat your fruit. No matter what you say, I will eat your fruit and cover that shit up like it's my last meal.

Bro, from my standpoint of view, I have to go with Yoda because like, bro, he be slishing and slashing ****** up, bro. He's him.

Groot is way better. Like the one dude said, I do not like Baby Yoda whatsoever, but I love Groot.

Yo you Yoshi so you know we be picking him

Bro won't show her face that's a hell bro on God

Um, I think you guys are ignoring the fact that all Groot know how to do is say one word like Groot and that's it And Yoda actually has a vocabulary. So I'm gonna say Yoda. Yoda takes the win and Groot is just a big fat L

None. Star Wars is ass. Ass cheeks, booty cheeks, let me lick the inside. That's what I'm talking about.

I mean, like, Yoda can die. He can't. But Groot... Groot's nature. He can, like, just grow back. May take him a while, may take him a couple years, but, I mean... He's a tree. He kinda, like, just don't die.