You're actually like, really pretty. Um, I don't know why everyone's being so mean, cause you're pretty, so...

What book did I just read? Oh, my screen!

You look like the White Angry Bird.

honestly it's a below-zero because you look like a fucking day then no one likes those people it's not a thing you're not two people

I'm gonna rate you a 4, that's just being nice, but no.

I mean like your makeup is horrendous and that cut is like what the fuck is that but like I like your um, I like your Hold on let me think I like your sweater Like I'm not gonna hurt you but like cuz like I don't wanna be like offensive so bye