Alright, alright, alright, what would you rather do go on the worst date of all time or go on the best date of all time? But you have explosive diarrhea Oh shit! Literally tell me, what's up?
Hello my girl and I have the best day because I'm Hella jokes are we having diarrhoea and hopefully she'll give no fucks cause I'm still gonna slap my pussy
I'll go on the worst date cuz I really go to McDonald's. I don't care, bro. I don't even care no more Shit, how am I supposed to make dinos for the day?
Well that's the best day of my life and I have diarrhea then obviously nothing bad's gonna happen if it was the best day of my life like I'll probably just shit at home and shit before I go shit after I go I don't know but I'm not gonna shit on the date if it's gonna be the best of my life