Yeah, well Santa's real. I kind of, I kind of spent so much money on my cookies. And, you know, he gave me for Christmas, I think it's socks. I was doing bad.

Now I killed him. He's dead. He's like six feet under in your backyard next to your pet dog named Randolph.

Yes I believe that Santa is real Oh hell now

Hey guys I'm Muslim some first of all my sa is not real second of all hemi up if you want to take your shahada

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Yeah Santa's real. I saw him the other day. He was in my backyard staring at me.

Yeah, cuz I caught his fat ass coming through the front door cuz I don't got a fucking chimney and he wanted to Run around my house and he shook my house up the skin and his father said about khut b

Yes he is real human my mom come back to life and then she disappeared at the Sanderson sisters the next day

Santa is real. I see him every night on my window and he said he would have seen my ball sack.

My fault.