Sam is a boy you dumb bitch

Yes, he is real. I saw him giving me gifts. I'm not actually a little kid, but...

Come to my conspiracy that Santa is real because I look outside the window and he was on his sleigh will post is a reindeer's NoCap

No your parents lied to you that god you keep going to sit on his knee in the mall it's really just a homeless guy looking to go buy some more crack

Fuck no ***** man, your daddy and mommy be giving you the presents. If you'd be here in Ho Ho Ho in your mom and daddy's bedroom, that's just your mom and dad cosplaying.

Kill myself if you want to. Natasha, I really wish I could die. I wish I could die. I wish. Because I felt like I got killed too. And then after that day, I'm gonna eat small Dieser. And then after that day, I'm gonna break. What? You're so cruel to me. You say, are you crazy?

Yeah, your parents are real, like... Duh, like they gave birth to you, oh you were talking about Santa. Oh. E Uh.

Bro, thank you, Timmy Thick.

W he comes 12 AM right to your house delivering presents he goes run up to your room if your fat ass kiss thing goes right to your moms room fuck her up right in the pussy

Guys, I need your help! Bish, what the fuck?