Bitch no, then again, if you see a man in a red ass outfit and he's fat as fuck so he can do your chimney, then it gets in the way from you. he is not the real BFFR.

He was real until I killed that motherfucking and killed his stupid ass bitch and him dumbass elf. Stupid ass deers. What is red ass nose?

You know Santa is not real, be so furrow.

Yeah, Santa's real cuz on Christmas last year I Saw him and I was like damn Santa you want to eat this pussy and he gobbled that shit sorry miss Claus but meeting him for life first.

bro of course he's real because why would the tag on the present say from Santa if it wasn't actually from Santa. And my parents don't lie, so...

Yes, he is.

No, bitch Go to bed literally go eat your frosted flakes Thanks. with your chocolate milk.

No, because that man didn't give me anything that I wanted.

It had to be someone who tripped down them goddamn stairs at 3 a.m.