I'm sorry to break it to you kid, but it was the thing I sent in. That random man's life he was sitting on, he wasn't sitting on.

I mean, Santa might be fake, but bitch, is their voice even real?

Fourth day ***** saying you gonna give me a PS5 crib and some bullshit you all.

Shit is real technically sent to Israel because if you have a dad or mom that's your Santa Santa is real but he was just too busy in the North Pole fucking all the reindeer's

I hate it. I hate to break it to you. I really hate to break it to you. But yes, he is...

I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I wanna know because Santa spells yes go sit in so

No, Santa is not real. It's your parents. They don't fucking love you.

Bro, I'm being for real Santa is so real I just ran into him at buterra the other day and he was like how are the kids and I was like Good? It was crazy.

No Santa ain't real, let your mama and your daddy. I'll see you later

But when I seen Santa's strap belly ass, it's up. It's been three years since I've been asking for the same fucking thing and I didn't get that shit. I asked for a boyfriend. This ***** gave me coal.