I was walking in the store and I opened up a bag of Cheeto puss and then I was like by the entrance and a bird came in that motherfucking took my bag of chips.

Oh, you should have grabbed it.

Imagine if it was a whole boy.

Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.

I was a planet fitness flexing in the locker room and turn around and see who are a naked old white man who is trying to round to see in front of me so you turn around go out the door and leave I still been from like to this day it's been two years

I was at Walmart, and I saw a dude running down an aisle shitting himself. It was everywhere.