I've said it once and I'll say it again, why date men whenever there are women out there?

Dog you look so good. I bet you be getting so many compliments, but like seriously oh My goodness like I will let you do anything to me like respectfully obviously so yeah, but like My goodness, you're so pretty can I be that pretty

Fuck this I'm joining active duty so I can just get shot in the fucking face, but I don't want to live anymore