There's no way I'm standing, I think I'm going to puke right now. Why is your big toe longer than my finger? Are you okay? Like what? Oh, you need to take care of that, because that seemed real unhealthy. Because... what is that? Right now. Stop.

Oh no, baby. Them bitches is outrageous.

Bro, what the f**k is wrong with your feet, bro? My b**ches crusty!

Your toes don't care about me. The bitches look like bacon.

You gotta pay people to look at your feet, not the other way around.

Bro What the fuck Bro, your whole toe your whole your whole foot bro. It looks like a whole skeleton foot What the fuck?