Bro looks a little way too much like my sister. I'm like low-key kind of scared.

Okay, but low-key, these comments are funny as fuck, but side note, you're pretty.

Bro, you look like Theodore.

If I'm being honest, you're, like, pretty, but you're, like, basic, so I wouldn't rate you, like, a 10 out of 10, but I rate you an 8. But, like, tips? Curl your hair. Trust me, it'll look good.